He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis. That’s fair.
Woah woah woah.
I thought you meant you didn’t always drink beer because you were enjoying a $20,000 bottle of red from Thomas Jefferson’s wine cellar or having tea with His Holiness, the Dalai Lama.
Rose all day and Pelligrino though? Are you the Most Interesting Man in the World or the Most Basic White Girl in America? Because those are mutually exclusive titles.
The commercials would have us believe that he’s spends his free time frolicking about with a handful of ethnically diverse 10’s, taming lions, and dining with indigenous peoples who have come to worship him as a god. Instead, this fraud a pair of Manolo Blahniks1 and a designer handbag away from being the fifth gal pal on Sex and the City.
He doesn’t win at Connect Four in three moves or speak Russian in French or do any of the other BS he claims as he’s trying to sell beer. He squints and pretends to listen to whatever some chick is talking about over brunch. He probably told the waiter he’d have whatever she wanted to drink.
This guy should be pitching Enron stock or investment services from Bernie Madoff. I’m not spending my hard earned cash on anything he’s selling. Thankfully, there’s at least one spokesperson associated with Mexican beer out there who can be trusted. According to him, I can have any beer I want, as long as it’s a Corona.
God bless you, Vin Diesel. And I’ll have a Corona.
1If you read “Manolo Blahniks” and were thinking “dude you’re totally gay for knowing that” or anything along those lines, it’s called Google. Naming a specific brand is way more effective than just saying shoes and secondly, you’re basically just throwing shade at the most widely used search engine on the planet because Google knew the names of several shoes from Sex and the City. Also, I’m inside your head. That was easy.